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Joke of the Day

"I wonder how long it took Lincoln to decide that just saying ""87 years"" wasn't nearly hip enough."

"A couple are having fun in bed..... Girl: Come over Boy: I'm coming over Girl: We should stop using walkie-talkies in bed, over."

"What's the square root of sixty-nine? Eight-something!"

"Why does a dog on a U-boat have a deep bark? Because he's a sub woofer."

"Seahawks on the Super Bowl Hey, so are you guys wanting to win the Super Bowl? Nah, we'll pass."

"They say you're only as old as you feel. Yet they'll arrest you for trying to feel a 12 year-old."

"You haven't lived until you've tried to make a bed and the sheets get caught by a ceiling fan and destroy all lamps in the room"

"Plumbers are a lot like hookers... They'll unclog your pipes, but it's gonna cost ya."

"Why should you never mess with a Gladiator who knows his English literature? First he'll bellowulf at you, then he'll shakespeare"

"What's big and brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre"