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Joke of the Day
"This year for Lent, I'm giving up"
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"What's Whitney Houston's favourite form of coordination? HAAAAAND EYEEEEEEE!"
"How long does it take to eat a tire? *A Goodyear*"
"Just ate a whole bag of chips, but it was ""reduced fat"" so basically it was like going to the gym."
"What is Hodor's favorite cereal? Raisin' Bran."
"In my house there are 5 females, 9423 pony tail holders, 49 bottles of nail polish, 8 justin bieber posters & 1 very patient, worn down man."
"[waking from 10 yr coma] Where am I? ""Don't worry. You're home in America"" But...I'm Swedish! ""World Emperor Trump will explain everything"""
"I've noticed you keep tiny pictures of family members in your wallet. Nice, I didn't know you played. I'm looking to trade my Nana card."
"crush: i really like music me: *gets jealous of music and rips off crushes ears*"
"The girls I meet in bars have the worst pickup lines. They're like, ""Hey, what's your friend's name?"" Never works on me ladies."