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Joke of the Day

"So Ramadan started the other night. I too like to celebrate. I like beef Ramadan noodles, but only use half the packet cause of the MSG."

"A hangover so good you crawl out of the bedroom naked and sleep for 6 more hours on the kitchen floor."

"Answering all the 'how r u' DM's with 'I got my period' is going surprising well"

"If you're fishing on ice you should never tell a joke on ice. WHY??? The ice will crack up!"

"A red piller, an MRA, and a gamergator walks into a bar The bartender asks him to leave because bars are 21+ Credit: /u/reese_ridley"

"The problem is I'm really tired... But I hear there's a nap for that."

"A boy asked his rich uncle for a cowboy outfit for his birthday. So the uncle bought him a used car dealership."

"What's the difference between Batman and a black man? Batman can go to a store without robbin'."

"[time travels to 1941 Berlin to kill Hitler] Damn I should've learned German [looks down at American flag bodysuit] This was also a bad idea"

"A pedo, an alcoholic, and a priest walk in to a bar. And that's just the first guy."