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Joke of the Day

"A red piller, an MRA, and a gamergator walks into a bar The bartender asks him to leave because bars are 21+ Credit: /u/reese_ridley"

"London held a monocle convention for high class members of society... ... it was a respectable spectacle spectacle."

"What do you get when you mix free running with golf? Parfour Sorry"

"(NSFW) It's been just over 10 years since we lost the Crocodile Hunter. He was a man of morals that died the same way that he lived... With animals in his heart."

"Dating Tip: Surprise the woman you are courting with a bouquet of cats"

"why are clothes so expensive???? i should not have to pay this much to not be naked. people should pay ME to not be naked"

"Love will tear us apart. Also, bears, wolves and some other woodland creatures."

"My Favorite Latvian Joke One day, hear knock on door. Man ask ""Who is?"" ""Is potato man. I come around to give free potato."" Man is very excite and opens door. Is not potato man, is secret police."

"A cannibal went for a walk... ...and he passed his brother"

"I heard that for his role in the Baywatch movie Dwayne Johnson dropped down to 238 lbs from 260 lbs so he could look more ripped than 'big'. I guess that would make him a metamorphic Rock."