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Joke of the Day
"The problem is I'm really tired... But I hear there's a nap for that."
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"So what happens if I neglect to ""safely"" remove the USB from the OH DEAR GOD THE BLOOD."
"You need some David in your life... Because Jesus clearly isn't helping you."
"They ran out of bread at the Indian restaurant, but it turned out nobody cared. It was a naan issue."
"I ask myself, what city has the most feminists? Manhatin'"
"Never trust atoms... ...they make up everything."
"What do you call a masturbating cow? Beef strokin' off."
"Q: How many London taxi drivers does it take to change a lightbulb ? A: What ? Go all the way up there and come back empty ? You must be jokin' mate !"
"A little girl asks her mom, ""Why am I getting my Christmas presents in August?"" Her mom replies, ""Because it's cheaper than chemotherapy."""
"Why Is Santa So Jolly? Because he knows where all the naughty girls live >:)"