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Joke of the Day
"If you're fishing on ice you should never tell a joke on ice. WHY??? The ice will crack up!"
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"I just saw a Nazi drive past me at 88 mph Probably going Back to the Fuhrer"
"Siri is the only girl that answers my questions without having to ask why.."
"Mexican Word of the day: Chicken My wife wanted to get to the grocery store, but chicken go herself"
"How do you catch a unique rabbit? Unique up on him. How do you catch a tame unique rabbit? Tame thing.... You unique up on him too."
"A toilet was stolen from my local police station. The cops said they had nothing to go on."
"What do you call a female peacock? A peacunt"
"this is ur captain. sory for descending thru another cloud but ralph told me it was posible to land on one of these things so we keep trying"
"The worst part about being told you have Alzheimer's? It doesn't just happen the once. And I'll be posting this again later. If I remember."
"What does a tire made of potatoes have? An inner tuber."