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Joke of the Day

"How are we going to know when America is officially great again? Is there going to be a party, like on a giant ship, with a banner?"

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"If u ever can't get to sleep, think of your sex life. That's boring enough."
"What is the most sensitive part on mans body while he is masturbating. His ears."
"How are women and hurricanes alike? The both moan like hell when they come, and take the house when they leave."
"What was Michael Jackson's favourite musical key? A Minor"
"me: can I buy you a drink? girl: sorry [holds up martini] already got one me: [spits in it] How about now?"
"What did the guy say when he found out that his wife's breast s had implants? ""THOSE ARE SILLY CONES"""
"Hippies say the darndest things... What did the hippy say when he was told to get off the couch and get a job? Namaste (pronounced:nah I'ma stay)"
"What do you call two lesbians in a closet? Licker cabinet."
"Why is the leaning tower of Pisa in Italy? It's Italicized"