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Joke of the Day

"If u ever can't get to sleep, think of your sex life. That's boring enough."

"Sometimes I go days without even thinking about the Alamo."

"Someone told me that when there is a tornado, to hide in a location without windows. Such as a bathroom or basement. Replied that an Apple store would work as well."

"In college I had 3 girlfriends at the same time. 10 years and a wife later, I have 0 girlfriends. Stay in school kids."

"Fell through the glass doors of a French bakery and.. .. now I'm in a world of pain :D (source: Sickipedia, some user called SoSueMe..)"

"Why did the photographer get arrested? He was charged with shooting kids and framing the parents."

"Ho Ho Ho Do you know; There is a dyslexic devil cult who worship Santa??"

"5+5=6 -5+6=-12 10+10=200 no joke"

"She said she wanted to bump uglies. So, naturally, I got all showered & freshened up and then I rammed my Ford Pinto into her Honda Element."

"I like my women like i like my coffee Without a dick"