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Joke of the Day
"If u ever can't get to sleep, think of your sex life. That's boring enough."
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"What did the pirate say to his kids when picking them up from school? Get in the carrrrrrrrrrrr!"
"From my 91 year old grandpa Q: What is the difference between a vitamin and a hormone? A: You can't hear a vita-min."
"What did the Cannibal get for dinner after offending his wife? The cold shoulder."
"How many dogs does it take to change a tampon? 26"
"I bought shoes from a drug dealer I don't know what he laced them with, but I was tripping all day"
"Why do black people love fried chicken? Because it's fucking delicious, you racist"
"Q: Why do blondes wear their hair up? A: To catch everything that goes over their heads"
"Flogging Molly is a pretty good Irish punk band; They're also 2 activities typically kept very, very separate."
"Happy Ramadan to all my Muslim brothers and sisters! This month, lunch is on me."