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Joke of the Day

"Why is the homeless /r/anime mod still homeless? Every time someone tries to give him Shelter, he rejects it."

"A blind man walks into a bar. And a chair. And a table."

"Hey, NSA, if you're going to read them, would it kill you to star them?"

"where did alice go during the explosion? everywhere"

"Someone gave me a star as a gift. I'm planning on sprucing it up with some planets and asteroids and using it as a summer vacation spot."

"There are 10 kinds of people in the world... Those who understand binary, and those who don't."

"I overheard my neighbor tell someone on the phone that I was creepy. I was so mad I almost crawled out from under the bed & confronted her."

"There is no life on earth without water.nBecause without water, there is no coffee.nAnd without coffee, I'll kill you all."

"Know why New Yorkers are so cynical? For them, the light at the end of the tunnel is New Jersey."

"Why is a baker's dozen 13 instead of 12? In case one dozen come out right."