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Joke of the Day

"In the beginning, God created the earth and rested. Then God created man and rested. Then God created woman. Since then, neither God or man has rested."

"What's the difference between a frog and a horny toad? The frog goes ""Ribbit ribbit"" and the horny toad goes ""rub it rub it."""

"This morning I... changed a lightbulb, then I walked across the street so I could walk into a bar, and then is suddenly realized: my life is a joke."

"Friend: Hey dude, tell me a joke. Me: Pussy. Friend: I don't get it? Me: I know you don't..."

"Why should optometrists never tell jokes? Because they're too cornea."

"What is the hardest part of eating vegetables? Their wheelchairs"

"Pick the odd one out... Pick the odd one out: eggs, meat, wife, blowjob. You can beat your eggs, you can beat your meat, you can beat your wife, but you can't beat a blow job"

"Q: Did you hear about the girl who skipped rope while she read? A: She jumped to conclusions."

"What's the real reason old men take Viagra? So they don't roll out of bed!"

"what is the hardest part to eat on a vegetable? the wheelchair."