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Joke of the Day
"Wanna hear something fucked up? When you find your dads wedding ring in your sister..."
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"If you are cold just stand in a corner They are usually around 90 degrees"
"I can't watch the Super Bowl this year. It's all a LI"
"Some people won't stop complaining about Steam's new updates... ... I guess they just can't see the Big Picture. (Just thought of this and wanted to share.)"
"If you're behind someone at an ATM at night, let them know you're not a threat by gently kissing their neck."
"Whilst having an argument with my wife about housework, she asked me to look at it from a woman's point of view ... So I looked out the kitchen window."
"Dad how it feels to have a awesome son? Dad: Ask your grandma."
"What did constipated Yoda say to his fecal impaction? ""I shit you not."""
"*creating garbage cans* God: ""That's where trash goes"" *creating my twitter* God: ""That's where trash comes from"""
"I'm writing a musical about puns. It's a play on words."