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Joke of the Day

"Wanna hear something fucked up? When you find your dads wedding ring in your sister..."

"Highways need 4 lanes per side. A racecar wannabe, a normal driver, an old people who drive 30 in a 70 and a where the hell am I lane."

"Did you know that if you pull the pin off of grenade and hold it up to your ear You can actually hear the world getting smarter."

"Hotels are keeping the shower cap industry afloat."

"I accidentally ran over and killed my neighbor's cat today... I was too scared to tell him to his face, so I left a note saying ""curiosity was here."""

"How many animals can you fit into a pair of pantyhose? 2 calves, an ass, a beaver, a camel toe, a bunch of hares and a fish no one can find."

"What's the difference between a vampire and a cookie? You can't dip a vampire in your tea."

"Did you know that before James Gandolfini suggested the name ""The Sopranos,"" HBO had planned to call it ""The Lasagnas?"""

"What is the difference between acne and a catholic priest? Acne usually comes on a boys face after he turns 12."

"Chuck Norris can judge a book by its cover."