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Joke of the Day
"How do you win a small fortune in Las Vegas? By spending a large fortune."
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"I really envy Gay couples At least then both people like anal. I have to keep pulling my girlfriends thumb out of my ass."
"My girlfriend... I told me friend that I found a girlfriend. They laughed at me and told me she was imaginary. Now the joke is on them, turns out that they are also imaginary."
"There are 2 LOSERS who hang out at the same sidewalk corner everyday... The taller LOSER says to the other ""Hey man, have you seen my keys?"". The other LOSER replies, ""No, have you seen my wallet?""."
"Equally cool alternatives to air guitar: Air slap bass Air harmonica Silent pig auctions Balloons hitting people The letter Q"
"A midget walks into a bar I guess it was set too low"
"JOKE - Boy and His Train Set"
"Don't forget to insult random strangers on the internet today, morons. <3"
"Why are French snails faster than American snails? L'ess cargo"
"In case you wondered how much patience I have for questions today, I just told my 4-year-old the sky is blue because I said so."