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Joke of the Day
"""We should clean the bathroom."" ""Why? Are we moving?"""
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"What's the fastest way to make a skeleton? Put a leper in a wind tunnel"
"My dad just told me this one. What do Justin Beiber and Christmas trees have in common? Their balls are only for decoration."
"I wish babies could have babies. Adorable minibabies."
"After eating four cans of alphabet soup I had a huge vowel movement. Ba-dum tss"
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"What does the bumper sticker say on Caitlyn Jenner's car? My Other Penis is a Vagina"
"Bacon and eggs walk into a bar and order a beer The bartender says ""Sorry, we don't serve breakfast"""
"What is the most inappropriate thing to say to someone who just lost their job? You had one job."
"When my first wife lost her credit card, I didn't report it. Because whoever found it was spending less than she was."