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Joke of the Day

"My dad just told me this one. What do Justin Beiber and Christmas trees have in common? Their balls are only for decoration."

"An unconvincing lie on a resume I good English speak."

"What did the banana say to the vibrator? Why are you shaking? She's gonna eat me!"

"Traffic..The only jam that doesn't go on toast"

"EA cut so many corners with the Sims 4 that they made a circle."

"A lady was looking for a turkey... A lady was looking for a turkey but couldn't find one big enough. She asked the stock boy ""Do these turkeys get any bigger?"" The stock boy replied ""No they're dead."""

"Damn girl are you a slide in the ghetto? Because I seriously regret going down on you."

"What do you call a hispanic gas? Cabron Dioxide!"

"What is the difference between a tire and a black man? The tire doesn't start singing when you chain it."

"Why will the next IPhones be the hottest best selling phones? Because they'll be sexy(6c) and a success(6s)"