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Joke of the Day
"I wish babies could have babies. Adorable minibabies."
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"FYI: By the end of the Twelve Days of Christmas song, your home is crammed with 23 flying Birds and 50 hyperactive Humans."
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"Jay-Z should open a pizza place. But all good pizza places need a nice Italian name, he could name it.. Lou Menotti's."
"I always get a ""Yes"" from women, but it's usually followed by ""That's him, officer."""
"What is the similarity of pizza and your parents? If they are black you will not eat tonight! (Sorry if this racist joke caused any offence)"
"My friend had a dog... My friend had a dog that could only bark below 100hz. It was a sub woofer"
"Have you ever eaten ethiopian food? No? Them neither"
"How come newspapers make so much money? Because they make money off Paper Views"
"Are you going to the BBQ? The one where I out my meat on your grill!"