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Joke of the Day

"I wish babies could have babies. Adorable minibabies."

"Whats an ex-iphone user's favorite cereal? Apple Jacks"

"I saw the last perfume made by Internet Explorer . I was fascinated by the slogan : "" use it today, smell it tomorrow"""

"Dad tells his son to vacuum *hears son lazily vacuuming * dad:do it properly, if I wanted to hear loud noises but nothing being done I'd go to a feminist rally"

"Call me maybe by Carly Rae Jepson is possibly the catchiest song I've ever heard lol"

"My penis was once in the Guinness book of world records But then the librarian told me to take it out"

"There is a special species of bird that is really good at holding stuff together... They're called velcrows."

"You can run but my rifle's got a scope."

"Drinking too much coffee can cause a latte problems."

"(Animal school) Lion: That's my desk Wildebeast: Sorry, I'm gnu -5 minutes later Sloth: *slowly falling from chair* Ha. Ha. Ha. Gnu!"