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Joke of the Day
"What's the fastest way to make a skeleton? Put a leper in a wind tunnel"
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"I bought a book yesterday: ""101 Uses For Binary"". However, when I got home I was very disappointed to find it only contained five."
"LPT: Don't let a doctor examine you without clothes on Make him put his clothes on"
"What does an unborn child say... ...while its parents are having sex? ""Oh yes, daddy!"""
"Wife [interrogating]: How long have we been married dear? Me: How dare you try and sneak maths into this."
"Someone stole a NFL playbook, uploaded it to the internet. All the plays were bootlegs."
"Opera is what happens when someone stabs you and instead of dying, you sing."
"I like my coffee like I like my women In two enormous cups"
"Oedipus Complex Like father, like son!"
"What's the difference between a Grayhound station and a lobster who got a boob job? Ones a crusty ass bus station, the other is a busty ass crustacean."