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Joke of the Day
"Did you hear about the 2 guys who stole a calendar? They got 6 months each."
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"Woman driver is like a star on the sky You see her, she doesn't see you."
"What do you get from a cowmedian? Cream of Wit!"
"I used to have a height complex, But then I grew out of it."
"How does a grizzly catch fish? With his bear hands!"
"How many nurses does it take to change a light bulb? None they just have a nursing assistant do it. As much as the doctor orders."
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"Why does Godzilla go to temple? because he's a kaiju"
"What did Melania Trump say after being stopped by an officer? License and registration, please."
"""I'm still years behind on Breaking Bad so I expect the entire internet not to discuss it until it's convenient for me."" - Idiots"