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Joke of the Day
"Absence makes the heart grow fonder... of someone else, who isn't quite as absent."
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"Club Sandwiches... ...Not Seals"
"What is stephen Hawking's favorite food? His shoulder."
"[math class] How would you order a Subway footlong in metric countries where they don't have feet? ""By crawling to the counter?"" GET OUT"