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Joke of the Day
"What kind of car does a ghost drive? A boogati!"
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"Bye bye Wheaties Bruce Jenner just signed a promotional contact with Quaker State. They're going to start putting his face on every quart of Tranny Fluid."
"When a man tries to hug me hello or goodbye I whisper in his ear ""tip to tip"" and sigh as we embrace to ensure we never do it again."
"Why did the sperm cross the road? Cause I put on the wrong sock this morning"
"What is the volume of Monica Lewinsky's mouth? About one U.S Leader."
"two deer walk out of a gay bar the first deer says to the other, ""man, I can't believe I blew 30 bucks in there""."
"pregnancy tests should just read ""pregnant"" or ""nope just fat"""
"Talk Like A Pirate Day Here's my impersonation of a pirate: *ahem* Look at me. Look at me. I'm the captain now."
"Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder."
"I wish I could go back in time so I could remember where I was going with this update"