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Joke of the Day

"Apparently you're not supposed to tell ""That's what she said jokes"" during the Board meeting because it's ""inappropriate"""

"What do you call a werewolf who has taken an interest in social justice? Awarewolf"

"My wife finally conceded in an ongoing argument we were having about clocks It was about time."

"I ran over a kid in a John Cena shirt but in my defense, i couldn't see him"

"I don't see the problem with suicide.. For me at least, it seems like a self solving issue."

"If you are thinking of having an affair, just remember the head of the CIA couldn't even get away"

"How much does a hipster weigh? An instagram."

"I asked my girlfriend why she always laughs after sex She says, it's an inside joke."

"Next time at a public swimming pool just stop, look around & ask yourself: ""Is there anyone here that I would want to take a bath with?"""

"Do you know what the best part of wearing a watch is? Time is on your side."