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Joke of the Day

"How many angels can dance on the head of a pin? The question is irrelevant, because as soon as the first angel steps onto the head, the tip will rub against the ground, making it pointless."

"If someone is better at something than you, learn from them, let them teach you, or bathe in their blood so you can absorb their power."

"What did the Math book say to the pencil? I see your point; I've got a lot of problems."

"Leonardo: Let's go rescue April!! Donatello: Let's do it! Raphael: Bodacious!! Michelangelo: Totally!! Vincent: *cuts off ear* give her this"

"I listen to gangsta rap sprinkled with a little Sarah McLachlan. Will I murder you? Will I adopt a puppy with you? You don't know."

"War is never the answer. Unless the question is ""What's never the answer?"""

"if eren jaeger is a teenager and he's also a titan wouldn't that make him a.... *teen titan* http://imgur.com/R6lGaGL"

"Why did the woman divorce the grape? She was tired of raisin' kids."

"I am 99% sure USA's Student's t is 2.576. Because America got an infinite degree of freedom."

"Not sure what my dog thinks I do all day, but based on her excitement when I get home she apparently lives in constant fear I'll be murdered"