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Joke of the Day

"I used to have a friend named Frank... Until one day I asked him: ""Can I be Frank with you?"" Now I no longer have a friend named Frank."

"Little kid next to me on a plane just ate the preservative packet out of his jerky, looked at me and said, ""Don't tell my mom."""

"If ur late to an appt, just tell them u had another one, but were on time to that one. That way they associate you with punctuality"

"How do Rabbis make money? They keep the tips."

"The English team visited an orphanage in brazil. ""It's heartbreaking to see their sad little faces with no hope"",said Jose age 6."

"What do you get when you cross reggaeton and masturbation? Dame mas Vasolina"

"Presidential election season; that special time every four years when we find out who we just really shouldn't be friends with anymore."

"My girl asks why I love chocolate so much. Well, I have several Reisens..."

"Did you hear the joke about the Irish city? You'll be Dublin over in laughter when you do."

"What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhino? The Spanish Inquisition."