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Joke of the Day
"A big thank you to all local DJs who play marijuana themed music at 4:20. You're doing god's work."
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"""My date took me to a nice restaurant. Our server leaned in to me and said, ""You're the third one this week"""
"What do you mean you're not going to spank me? I mouthed off and everything. What kind of man are you?"
"Meanwhile India is just blown away that you can get Britain to leave by voting"
"I've never watched CSI because I learned everything I need to know about solving crimes from watching Scooby Doo."
"*walks by HR door for 11th time to see if she's not there so I can take some candy off her desk* HR: Do you need something Josh? me: Nope"
"The German chancellor is traveling to greece She arrives at immigration and the immigration officer says ""nationality?"" The chancelor says ""German"" Officer: occupation? Chancelor: no not this time."
"Coworker: Do u have a phone charger? Me: No. CW: How about the 1 on your desk? Me: WHO ARE U CALLING A JIGGABOO LINDA?! CW: OMG! *runs away*"
"What is a ninja's favorite beverage? WA-TAHHHHH! Edit: **notBenstar** and **dogboyboy** are correct... Ninjas are silent killers. So, it should read: ""What is Bruce Lee's favorite beverage."""
"Bjork is my favourite singer-songwriter/IKEA side table."