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Joke of the Day
"Why was the rabbit hopping in circles? Because I shot its leg off."
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"Why do black people wear flares? because their knee grows"
"[A Sex Joke] Get Your Jokes On Q. Which Kind Of Girls Wear Transparent Clothes? Answer : ""Those Girls Who Don't Trust The Imagination Power Of A Boy"""
"(Q)....... What do fat women & mopeds have in common? (A)........ They're both fun to ride until your friends find out."
"""He bat batly down the bat, but the bat turned bat before he got bat."" Mad Libs with Batman is boring."
"I was in a porno once but I only had a small part"
"Scientists finally discovered how an elephant trumpets. Maybe now they can get back to curing cancer..."
"I saved a girl from getting raped today I stopped chasing her"
"Frodo and Sam are going to start a band... Called; Imagine Baggins"
"How many feminists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? ""That's not funny."""