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Joke of the Day
"What happened to the broken down frog? It got **toad** away!"
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"Why did the tomato blush red? Because it saw salad dressing! :D Just like I saw your mom dressing Cause she's a skank Come at me, Reddit. Come at me"
"What's Hillary's thoughts about her campaign? Iran, Iraq, I lost"
"To the woman who keeps pounding on my door at night: I'm not letting you out."
"Instead of saying ""I lost 35 pounds"", say, ""I lost half a super-model"""
"What do you get when you cross a border collie with a pit bull? A dog that is smart enough to bury the bodies."
"What did the penis say to the testicles? There's a vas deferens between us"
"My friend David had his id stolen. I just call him Dav."
"Jaws (1975): people started hating a shark for doing normal shark things"
"You really shouldn't make fun of a fat girl with a lisp. I'm sure she's thick and tired of it."