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Joke of the Day
"What happened to the broken down frog? It got **toad** away!"
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"I walked into a shop yesterday... 14 stitches."
"Can I get a pina colada please. 'This is Starbucks' Sorry, can I have venti pina colada."
"Why do men need instant replay on TV sports? Because after 30 seconds they forget what happened."
"Did you know you can use a condom twice? Just turn it inside out and shake the fuck out of it"
"6-year-old: Can I have some Oreos? Me: You have the flu. 6: I'm sick, not dead."
"I don't see what's so offensive about calling someone from Pakistan a Paki... It's like calling someone from Scotland a Scot, an Australian an Aussie or someone from France a cunt"
"why aren't there any knock-knock jokes about america? because freedom rings."
"I'm jealous of turtles because if they don't want to talk to someone, they're like ""Nah, dude, busy in my shell right now. Come back later."""
"Astronaut: Dave, that's not necessary in zero-G. Penguin: [flapping wings] Just let me have this."