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Joke of the Day
"What's Hillary's thoughts about her campaign? Iran, Iraq, I lost"
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"how to know if a thin girl is anorexic? she posts her nudes in bbw subreddits."
"In 1969 we put a man on the moon... In 2016 we put a man in the ladies restroom."
"A skeleton walks into a bar... ...and orders a beer and a mop."
"Doctor: You seem to be in excellent health. Your pulse is as regular as clockwork. Patient: That's because you've got your hand on my watch!"
"When I'm empty-handed my dog doesn't know what the word 'sit' means, but if I have a treat she can perform neurosurgery."
"Shout-out to cows. Without them we wouldn't have burgers, pizza, chocolate, ice-cream and many other delicious food."
"What's white on top and black on the bottom? Society. (All black people, take a jab - i'm jewish and not racist!)"
"Girls are a lot like universities... I spend hours looking at them, only to realise I can't get into any of them."
"My 4-year-old is playing doctor with her baby dolls. She walked by a minute ago holding just a leg. Surgery didn't go well."