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Joke of the Day

"What's Hillary's thoughts about her campaign? Iran, Iraq, I lost"

"You must have been born on a highway... ...because that's where most accidents happen. Thanks random kid on CS:GO."

"Why did the woman's visit to wall street land her in the hospital? Because the stock broker!"

"US voters have definitively proven You can go black and then go back"

"Epilepsy joke What is blue and does not fit? A dead epileptic."

"Good news, you survived the horrific car crash. Sadly we couldn't find the other guy's arms but we managed to reattach all four of yours"

"Apparently the maximum number of times you can keep getting back in line for Communion wafers is 4."

"Have you ever heard about the man who wrote the funniest joke in world? I bet you haven't; he died laughing."

"How come the dog never finished his game? He was stuck on paws. Forgive me reddit senpai"

"Hey, thanks for making sure ""Nazi"" is capitalized, iPhone. Way to honor them."