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Joke of the Day
"What is the most common cause of feline blindness? Cataracts"
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"I had sex with my teacher yesterday... God damn it feels good to be homeschooled."
"What do you call the president when he is rolling down a snowy hill? An Obama-nable snowman"
"A genius would have put Kevin Bacon in Grease."
"Two cannibals are eating a dead clown one cannibal turns to the other and says ""does this taste funny to you?"""
"I could be way funnier with like, 143 characters to work with."
"Jim Lehrer is moderating this debate with the skill of an NFL replacement referee."
"Why does Jared love 6-inch subs? He doesn't, he likes 14-year old girls"
"Are you afraid of the dark? Just sing the opening line to ""The Sound of Silence."" Darkness will feel like you're being clingy and leave the room."
"I can't prove God isn't real, but at the same time, I can't prove that my dog doesn't run a violent Asian street gang while I'm asleep."