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Joke of the Day
"What did the timid porn star say to the talking cat? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO LOOOOOOONG JOHNSON!!!!"
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"What do you call a Pakistani prostitute in France? Lahore."
"Two bars of chocolate are falling down the stairs... ...the first one says:""Shit I think I broke my ribs"". To which the second one replies:""So what, I fucking hit my nuts!""."
"What did the host say after her guest complimented her on her tea? Thanks, it's my special tea."
"What kind of cheese gives out money? Prova*loan* I just came up with that and feel pretty proud (:"
"Difference between oral and anal What's the difference between oral sex and anal sex? Oral sex makes your day, anal sex makes your hole weak!"
"What's the difference between a tribe of pygmies and a female track team? One is a cunning bunch of runts..."
"The Pope just changed his relationship status to It's Complicated..."
"Anyone who says spiders are more afraid of you than you are of them... has never woken up with one on their face."
"A very lame Hitler Wordplay joke. What Does Hitler hate most about Breakfast? The *Juice*."