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Joke of the Day
"I had sex with my teacher yesterday... God damn it feels good to be homeschooled."
Next Joke
"How much...? How much dick could a dik-dik lick if a dik-dik could lick dick?"
"I was trying to find my flying drone Then it hit me"
"How do you call a lesbian, black, Canadian woman? With a phone."
"We are the people our parents warned us about."
"My cat should run for President. When she gets excited she flip-flops all over the place."
"I'm looking for a book on lack of empathy', I asked the librarian. Do I look like I give a fcuk?', he snapped. ""Yes, that's the one', I said."
"I scream. You scream. The police come. It's awkward."
"What do you call a bat in a hurry? A racing club"
"What did Jeffery Dahmer yell when he jumped in the pool? CANNIBAL!!!"