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Joke of the Day
"How does an Arab farmer find his goat in the sand dunes? Very satisfying."
Next Joke
"What did the creationist student say when asked why he didn't have his homework on natural selection? My dogma ate it."
"""I want the box where I poop to smell like my poop or else I won't want to poop there. Whoa whoa, not THAT much like my poop! Jesus!"" - cats"
"My friend thinks he so smart. He says onions are the only food that makes you cry. So I threw a coconut at his face"
"Hmmm... If I throw a watch in the garbage.... Is that considered a waste of time..?"
"Roses are red... violets are red, tulips are red, daisies are red. Doppler shift!"
"Who won the first Tour de France? The 7th German Panzer division"
"I really hope my family doesn't give me a urinal cake again for my birthday this year."
"why thank you, sir! I was totally unaware of my big titties. How kind of you to risk your safety by yelling it out of the car window."
"Job Posting: local pond looking to hire tadpole, must have previous experience as frog"