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Joke of the Day
"What do you get when you cross reddit and a weekend? No new messages."
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"Before I met my wife I always felt incomplete... Now I'm finished."
"How does a mathematician solve his constipation problem? He works it out with a pencil! = "
"Job interview: "" if you want the job lick the floor"" -what? -lick the floor if you want the job *licks floor* Eww gross, can't hire that guy"
"I like my coffee like I like my women.... Ground up and in the freezer!"
"Broken Pencils are pointless."
"What did the slut's left leg say to the slut's right leg? Nothing. They've never met."
"What's Blue, Orange and Lying at the Bottom of a Swimming Pool? What's blue, orange and lying at the bottom of a swimming pool? A baby with popped floaties."
"I couldn't figure out how to use a seatbelt But then it clicked."
"You always split up amicably if you date a mathematician. Because they always break up with respect to ex."