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Joke of the Day
"What do you get when you cross reddit and a weekend? No new messages."
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"My doctor had a plate of McDonalds food that was a year old to show people that it never rots. The burger was dry but the fries were decent."
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"Bill Gates: ""So today I farted in an apple store and everybody was pissed... hey, its not my fault they dont have windows!"""