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Joke of the Day

"You always split up amicably if you date a mathematician. Because they always break up with respect to ex."

"Friend: If Nicki Minaj, Ke$ha, Nickelback, and Creed all died in a plane crash who would you miss the most? Me.. F... M.. F.. Me: the pilot"

"How does the enthusiastic chef serve his burgers? With relish"

"GF texted me that her ex wants to get her back. So I texted, ""I care for you. Don't do this"". I'm still working on what to reply to my GF."

"""These speakers didn't cost that much so I doubt they will work well"" ""that is a cheap stereotype"""

"BRENDA: I brought cookies! ME: I guess I can have one, I've been good all week *eats cookie* *eats entire tray of cookies* *eats Brenda too*"

"Happy Womens Day They say a womans work is never done... Perhaps that's why they're paid less?"

"If you make an oriental dizzy.... does he become disoriented?"

"How many optometrist does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1... or 2?? Or 1? Or 2?"

"What do you call a corn farmer who had his genitals removed A eunuch corn"