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Joke of the Day
"Before I met my wife I always felt incomplete... Now I'm finished."
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"Biden: can i put whoopee cushions under all the chairs before he gets here Obama: joe im on the phone Biden:*muttering* u didnt say not to"
"What do you call a farmer who is really good at his job? A man who is outstanding in his field."
"I saw a front page post today about a woman who hasn't experienced a period in 15 years. That's one long sentence."
"What do you call a door with no legs? A door."
"I must have a great ass Because after leaving a conversation, I always hear someone mumble ""what an ass."""
"Why are gametes so popular? Because sex sells!"
"How my 7 year old plays board games: Rolls a 6. Counts to 6. Moves his piece wherever he wants."
"*Turns up ""Eye of the Tiger""* *air boxes* *jumps imaginary rope* *takes awesome nap* *crowned World Nap Champion third day in a row*"
"Wanna hear my vegetable joke? Nah, It's too corny."