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Joke of the Day
"Before I met my wife I always felt incomplete... Now I'm finished."
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"What do you call the murder of Chickpeas? Houmous-cide."
"Your Momma's so fat... A Stormtrooper could hit her with a blaster shot."
"HR: Me: HR: Me: HR:..87. Karen has lost 87 PERCENT VISION.. Me: HR: Me:..she looked at my cheese stick.. HR: Me: HR: Me: *eats cheese stick*"
"How do you know if someone is a vegetarian? He is going to tell you."
"Road rage, because yelling and cursing at strangers in the safety of your vehicle is fun. Unless they have a gun."
"So, my mate Vincent cut his ear off and his wife asked him why? He just told her "" I guess I just had to 'let it Gogh'. EDIT: removed the u from gogh"
"How many tickels until a octopus laughs Ten-tickels...... I'll leave"
"What is the best part of Pokemon Go? I can ride my bike indoors and professor oak can't do anything to stop me."
"The best mathematical equation I have ever seen: 1 cross + 3 nails= 4 given."