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Joke of the Day
"Broken Pencils are pointless."
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"Am I too fat? Wife: I too fat to be a personal trainer? Me: No honey you just need to lose weight."
"I saw a bald eagle carry away a bunny rabbit today, and I was like, ""well, at least somebody gets to be held."""
"Do you know what really bugs me? Discreetly placed microphones."
"IDK why everyone is sad about Whitney Houston dying; you didn't know her personally. You only knew her musically & musically she died in '93"
"Why did the Papal Palace fill up with kittens? Because the Pope was a cat-holic. Eh? Eh?"
"When you're down by the sea and an eel bites your knee That's a moray."
"Assistant: Uh sir? Your personalized jean jacket is very cool but it looks like the store screwed up. It says STAN on the back. Satan: WHAT"
"Why did Little Sally drop her ice cream cone? Because she got hit by a bus"
"I think my wife is overdoing her lent observance. She won't even toss my salad."