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Joke of the Day
"Did you know that after this next album, Matisyahu will be retiring? Soon he will be Jah-bless."
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"Love must not be a very good student... Because Love isn't always on time."
"So the waiter said ""The plate is hot"" and I said ""I'll be the judge of that, haha."" Anyhoo, I met a lot of nice people at the burn center."
"A man walks into a library asking for a book... A man walks into a library asking for a book on how to commit suicide. The librarian replies, ""Fuck off, you won't return it."""
"My grandpa is just like a plant. If you don't feed him, he'll die. Plus, he's super quiet when he's in the room watching you have sex."
"Why was the lady's hair angry? Because she was always teasing it."
"Sometimes it's fun to walk out of the ladies room licking your fingers."
"What do Pedophiles hand out after dinner? Under eights"
"Did you hear the joke about Wiz Khalifa and Charlie Puth? I guess I'll tell you all about it when I see you again."
"I bet when you go to hell they make you wear your hair like you did in 5th grade"