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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between jews and girl scouts? The girl scouts come back from the camp."

"Doctor, doctor! I think I'm a pair of curtains! Well that's more of a mental health issue, I'm not really qualified to help you."

"Why do strippers hate roofers? They always pay in shingles."

"What are Germans most thankful for on the internet? Danke Memes"

"What did the elephant say to the naked man? ""How do you drink through that?"""

"I could tell by the scowl on her face that her patience and botox were wearing thin."

"I have sex daily. I mean dyslexia."

"A better name for the Pope mobile would be a 'Christler'."

"I think I'm uglier with my glasses on but I'm uglier with contacts in, too."

"We have a ghost. Came home and found the fridge magnets rearranged: ""I see dreadful people."""