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Joke of the Day
"We have a ghost. Came home and found the fridge magnets rearranged: ""I see dreadful people."""
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"What did the hillbilly say when he saw the new C7 Vette? NAS-car"
"I hate jokes about jewish people because my grandpa died in auschwitz! he got drunk and fell off the watchtower...."
"[At microphone] *clears throat* ""Salsa. Ballet. Conga. Waltz. Jitterbug. Tap."" *crowd cheers* ""Thanks for attending my dance recital."""
"Only Christians will get this... Eternal life."
"I ordered a chicken and an egg from Amazon. I'll let you know."
"implant permanent instagram filters on the cornea of my eyes so everything I see looks nostalgic and vintage"
"What is your favorite ""My dick is so big.."" joke? Mine is, ""My dick is so big that, at the movie theater, popcorn comes in small, medium, large and my dick."""
"What is Trump going to build to detain illegal Mexican immigrants if he becomes President? Juantanamo bay"
"What did Princess Diana say when she reached the ball? ***gagging noises*** PS: I don't know how to spell that out."