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Joke of the Day

"We have a ghost. Came home and found the fridge magnets rearranged: ""I see dreadful people."""

"The early bird gets the worm but the early worm gets eaten, so... I choose sleep."

"A Roman walks into a bar He holds up two fingers and says ""Five drinks please!"""

"What do you call a guy with a rubber toe? Roberto."

"Why does Tom Cruise like Scientology? It's given him a great cult following"

"The reason why Clinton is a super secret agent of the alt right is because... She has a frog in her throat."

"If asked 'Whats up?' respond 'An animated film about the journey of a boy & an old man' then wink & fly away carried by hundreds of balloons"

"I did a theatrical performance on puns today. It was a play on words."

"Whats the most confusing day in Detroit? Fathers day."

"How many auditors does it take to change a light bulb? How many did it take last year?"