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Joke of the Day
"What did the elephant say to the naked man? ""How do you drink through that?"""
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"Yesterday my wife got stung by a bee while golfing I asked where, and she informed me it was between the first and second holes. Being the helpful type, I advised her that her stance was too wide."
"So there's this guy that yawns a lot........ YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWNNNN"
"An elephant joke... What do you give an elephant with diarrhea? Plenty o' room."
"What do Shakespearian Buddhists eat for breakfast? Om and cheese Hamlets."
"What did the impatient cow say at the stampede? MOOOOOOVE !"
"What do you call a vegetarian that eats seafood? An omnivore"
"What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhino? Elephino!"
"Delete me , Poke me, Like me, Limit me ..The choice is yours... Facebook, where no one really gives a fuck!!"
"Doctor: I'm going to listen to your lungs so just breathe normal. Me: Well now you've made THAT nearly impossible."