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Joke of the Day

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Candy ! Candy who ? Candy cow jump over the moon !"

"Before college, I didn't know what I was doing with my life, but now I'm confident I have no idea what I'm doing."

"guy walks into a bar with a .44 magnum and yells ""who the fuck fucked my wife!"". Everybody's silent for a second, then a guy in the back of the bar says ""you haven't got enough bullets mate"""

"Why did Mike Tyson bring his calculator to church? He was invited to thunday math."

"What's big, green, has four legs and if it falls out of a tree it can kill you? A pool table."

"What's the difference between a crab with a boob job and a dirty bus station? One's a busty crustacean and the other's a crusty bus station."

"Waiter, waiter, what's wrong with this fish? Waiter: Long time, no sea Sir."

"Jokes about German people... Are the wurst!"

"I couldn't finish my dinner , so the waitress asked me: ""do you wana box for that ?"" I responded "" no , but i'll arm wrestle you for it """

"What do you call a fake noodle? an IMPASTA"