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Joke of the Day
"Why did Frankenstein squeeze his girlfriend to death? He had a crush on her."
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"Questionably funny ""Knock Knock"" ""Who's there?"" ""Police"" ""Police who?"" ""Police open the door"" Posted this in anti-jokes since it is not really funny, and was told to put it here."
"What kind of olives do I like? Olive them"
"What vehicle does a baker drive? A Winnebagel"
"Parents My father was a dentist and my mother was a manicurist. For most of their married life they fought tooth and nail."
"[OC] What do you get when you rub two orange juice boxes together? Pulp friction."
"I just said ""Who's a little biscuit!"" to a puppy tied to a signpost outside a cafe & a homeless guy a few feet away said ""I am."""
"The national bird of Syria is.. ..a drone."
"What was Hitler's favorite battery? The nein volt"
"What do you call a boat that gives fresh breath? A Shipmint!"