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Joke of the Day
"What was Hitler's favorite battery? The nein volt"
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"How do you make a hormone? Don't pay the b!tch."
"Why do Mexicans never cross the border in groups of three? Because the signs all say ""No TRESpassing"""
"Why is sleeping with a weatherman always disappointing? Because he always promises 10-12 inches, but you only ever get 2-3."
"What's the difference between John Wayne and Jack Daniels? Jack Daniels still killing Indians."
"What's the difference between a dead baby and a dead gorilla? There aren't any dead babies at the Cincinnati Zoo."
"I never admit or deny anything it makes things more interesting."
"If you get a tattoo of a thermos, Is it now a thermostat?"
"i'm a functioning alcoholic which means i like alcohol roughly as much as i like functioning."
"*For Harry Potter fans* What language do UPS men at Hogwarts speak? Parcel-tongue"