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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a boat that gives fresh breath? A Shipmint!"
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"How do you make a latte? Add $5 to a cup of coffee."
"The worst feeling in the world is being in love with somebody that knows how to untie rope and run away while you're napping."
"Say something soft and sweet to me. Dracula: Marshmallows chocolate fudge cake..."
"Who is Monica Lewinsky's Favorite NFL Football Player? Clinton-Dix"
"Look, woman, I'll do laundry when I'm out of clean clothes. *puts on skirt* I didn't say whose clothes."
"Does your camera know you've been using it to look like a whore?"
"To the guy who turned the entire first floor of his house into a giant ball pit - I will find you, and I will marry you"
"So apparently ""self-deprecating humour"" is what's popular now... And I'm really not that good at it."
"My vegan friend asked me if I've met his new girlfriend I said I've never seen herbivore"