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Joke of the Day

"Yo momma Is so fat, that she has her own event horizon!"

"Cowboy:"" Give me three packs of condoms, please."" Cashier:"" Do you need a paper bag with that, sir?"" Cowboy: ""Nah...She's purty good lookin'...."""

"I have this fun drinking game where you take a drink every time you'd like one because you're an adult and you can make decisions yourself."

"I think ugly people have children just to prove to everyone they had sex."

"Why do all blacks have acne? Because they all have black heads."

"Airlines. Graciously giving you the choice to have feet, or a personal item, but not both."

"You'd think that when two atoms in a salt bond, they're being kind by sharing electrons, but actually, one atom is stealing the electron from the other. Isn't it ionic?"

"Turns out my date had a lot of pizzazz, not pizzas. I've never been more disappointed."

"robbing hood http://ts2.mm.bing.net/th?&id=HN.608026807890022015&w=300&h=300&c=0&pid=1.9&rs=0&p=0"

"I just tore a dumpling in half It was wonton destruction"