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Joke of the Day

"Why do all blacks have acne? Because they all have black heads."

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"Whenever someone asks how i'm doing & walks away before i answer..I write ""GREAT"" on the side of thier car with my keys!"
"Approx 4,500yrs ago men would wake up everyday to build the great pyramid. I got up this morning with anxiety about unloading the dishwasher"
"Energizer bunny arrested. Charged with battery. LOL just kidding it was double homicide."
"My mom has a habit of replying my texts with NOTED Me:I love you Mom: NOTED Me:Rebels have come and abducted your husband Mom: NOTED"
"What did Aslan tell Lucy about the Witch and the Wardrobe? It's Narnia business."
"What's a a magician's favorite kind of coffee? 100% abracadabra"
"Whats the difference between fridge and a 14 year old boy? The Fridge dosen't cry when you put the meat in"
"What did they say about the computer at the Bunny Ranch? It may contain viruses."
"Bully For You Q: Why did the bully go to beauty school? A: She wanted to tease hair"