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Joke of the Day
"I miss you like... post your funny ending! let's see what we get..."
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"""Can you make me look like this?"" *shows hairdresser a picture of fire*"
"OK, so you caught me bangin' the peanut butter jar... Don't make it weird..."
"Some patients are going to die, & you have to learn to accept that. It's just part of being an extremely bad chiropractor."
"*Alcohol kills germs. *Vodka is alcohol. *Flu is germs. *Vodka kills the flu. *You're welcome!"
"Today my wife and I marked our twenty year wedding anniversary. If I would have killed her I would be out of jail by now."
"Doctor told me I only have 6 months to live, maybe 12 if I get enough likes on Facebook."
"I have the best blanket in the world It's the sheet."
"Whats a bros favorite mexican food. Carne asuhdude"
"Programming is like sex. One mistake and you have to support it for the rest of your life."