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"I just tore a dumpling in half It was wonton destruction"
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"Two bacteria walk into a bar... The bartender says, ""We don't serve bacteria here."" And the bacteria says, ""But we work here. We're staph."""
"My girlfriend's car got stolen today, so if you see a man driving a dark green Honda Civic, PLEASE tell him I left some Skittles in there."
"How do you catch a unique rabbit? Unique up on it. How do you catch a tame rabbit? Tame way, unique up on it."
"Two mods walk into a bar... [deleted]"
"If you dont believe in Oral Sex, keep your mouth shut"
"I started a club for guys who tell jokes about erectile dysfunction. It's a huge success because there's a shit ton of you out there."
"I just Googled 'Nicolas Cage jokes' and it showed me a list of every film he's been in. Well played, Google."
"Why does Edward never leave Russia? He's always Snowden."
"[to pharmacist getting my pills that make me stop talking about ET] long day? ""ugh I can't wait to go home"" know who else wanted to go home"