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Joke of the Day
"Turns out my date had a lot of pizzazz, not pizzas. I've never been more disappointed."
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"[creation of bats] God: stretch out that mouse"
"I saw a man with a several rabbits on his head today... When I inquired as to why he had rabbits on his head, he simply stated ""From a distance they look like hares"""
"Fast way to MESS up someones Knock Knock joke? ""It's open."""
"My friend doesn't like being called Squidward. He told me, ""But I hate SpongeBob..."" I said, ""That's the spirit!"""
"The definition of Rodeo Sex - When you accidentally call your partner by the wrong first name..... Then try and stay on for 8 seconds."
"A good way to force people to feel whatever you're feeling is to hum in public"
"How many Asians does it take to change a light bulb? 2. 1 to change the light bulb, the other to take pictures."
"Now that gay marriage is legal, my uncle can marry his boyfriend Dre! What a double entendre! I made this up and am very proud."
"A donkey falls into a bowl of sugar... Now, that's a sweet ass."