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Joke of the Day
"Turns out my date had a lot of pizzazz, not pizzas. I've never been more disappointed."
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"Men are like government bonds. They take so long to mature."
"Live tweeting tomorrow's hangover tonight."
"Who satisfies earth the most? Sun. Because the sun goes down every night."
"My 4 year old nephew's favourite joke. Knock knock! who's there? Europe. Europe who? No, You're a poo! Followed by devious laughter."
"Why do Jews hate seeing 10 dollar bills? Because they know they cant have them because HAMiltons aren't kosher Source: Me; a Jew"
"1) Open a Kinkos style office supply store in Bel Air 2) Name it Fresh Prints 3) Make millions 4) Move to West Philadelphia"
"Before Chris Brown did a concert with them,,, they were just known as ""The Peas""."
"What's the last thing you hear before a pubic hair falls to the ground? *spits*"
"What do you get when you smash two old protons together in the large hadron collider a muon."