177828
Joke of the Day
"If history is any indication a lot more stuff is bound to happen."
Next Joke
"elder master! someone took a crap in the village's water supply! ""well, shit!"""
"I am a Renaissance Man in the sense that I'll probably die young of a horrible disease while great discoveries are made around me."
"Why were all the other vegetables afraid of celery? because celery stalks"
"A chicken and an egg are lying in bed The egg is smoking a cigarette. The chicken turns to the egg and says, well I guess that answers that question."
"If you buy organic and don't tell someone about it, is it still organic?"
"I call my penis the Trojan horse It looks harmless, but then it gets inside you and completely destroys you."
"A yoga teacher was murdered... ...they're saying it was premeditated."
"My friend owns a bakery Last week it burnt down Now his business is TOAST"
"Hey! I got a new job working in quality control at a knickers factory! I'll be pulling down about 800 a week."