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Joke of the Day

"If history is any indication a lot more stuff is bound to happen."

"What is a sailor's favorite letter? From his wife back home"

"Her: Something's changed in here. Me: I put a new bulb in. Her: Well it's not very bright Bulb: Okay wow I'm like right here."

"Why was the dolphin depressed? He felt he had no porpoise in life"

"What should you give a man who has everything? A woman to show him how to work it."

"Must suck to see your ex getting married. I wouldn't know, all mine have died in mysterious, firey car crashes."

"Met a hooker who said she'd do anything for $5 So I banged her."

"Vegans who drink water disgust me. That's a Fish's house you filthy Savage."

"yells ""PARKOUR"" then strokes a dog the wrong way, the camera zooms in on the dogs face, he portrays mild annoyance"

"The recipe said ""prick with a fork,"" but enough about me."