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Joke of the Day

"I call my penis the Trojan horse It looks harmless, but then it gets inside you and completely destroys you."

"If you donate something worthless Is it still a donation?"

"Ways To Win My Heart: 1) Be smoking hot 2) Be thin 3) Be a pig 4) Be bacon"

"What ""c word"" describes my girlfriend and why I'm not getting any? Carpaltunnel"

"How do you call it when a girl kicks a boy in the groin during the first date? Premature emasculation."

"You lied! Santa Claus is NOT real, mom! If ""mom"" is even your real name... [Neighbor to mom] hi Susan! *kid faints*"

"A new study discovered Scientists have discovered a new phenomenon while studying one side of a road on which a bull was staying on They call this phenomenon: Curb-On-The-Ox-Side"

"What does a sassy ghost say? Boo you whore"

"@GaryDelaney: If you watch Benjamin Button backwards you won't be able to see anything as you'll be facing away from the television. -Gary Delaney"

"What will Ryan Lochte say if he looses ""Dancing With the Stars""? ""I was robbed"" Sorry, that just came to me like a stroke of idiotic genius and I couldn't help myself."