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Joke of the Day
"ME: *sees a puppy* BRAIN: Your backpack could fit a puppy."
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"""Instagram announced they will allow users to see who viewed their profile..."" *wakes up in cold sweat*"
"What's the plural of Ebola West Africa Credit goes to /u/Malfunkdung"
"What advantage do gay black guys have over gay white guys? They only have to come out to their mother."
"Haters gonna hate, alligators gonna alligate"
"My suicide notes just keep turning into grocery lists."
"The US asked Mexico how many illegal immigrants got into America each year... Mexico said- ""Not Juan"""
"What do jews and people of GTA have in common? You get chased if you have a star"
"You wouldn't believe all of the Easter eggs I just found lying in the grass outside of this pre-school."
"When I get naked my shower gets turned on."